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  Five-O Rates the Scandal Rags
  enquirerOprah maybe rotund, world-famous and rich, but she ain't the King. But salvages itself on the 25th anniversary of Elvis' "death" with this boss spread – including a trusted insider selling out his precious last memories of the supreme E. Good job, guys! Peanut butter and Percodan for everybody.
  globeAmerica's most adulterous crime show host might make for passable reading, but WHERE'S ELVIS, DAMMIT!?! Oh, there he is, inside in an amazingly morbid double-page spread illustrating the EXACT SPOT the King bit the dust in his throne room. This is tabloid pay dirt, people.
  Meanwhile at magazine, we're at a loss to explain the mysterious absence of a bloated hillbilly dressed as a disco astronaut – or Elvis for that matter. Though we heartily endorse reports of Britney boozing herself into Bellevue, the lack of Elvis coverage makes us TV-shooting MAD! Star, you're officially warned – FOR THE LOVE OF GRACELAND, don't let it happen again.

Nevermind, we found him – on the cover of , along with two of the other greatest entertainment dieties of the last 2,000 years.
L'Chaim, King! Break a leg!


Issue One
Previously on Five-O
Evel Knievel & more!
hitman elvis
Dark Elvis
Compelled to Kill
by the King!
swingtime strippers
Swingtime Strippers
Babes Ahoy!
isaac hayes
Isaac Hayes
Shaft vs. South Park
at the Hollywood Bowl
jason priestley
Jason Priestley
Man of Action!
The Five-O Salute
mexican wrestling
¡Viva el Santo!
L.A.'s Lucha Libre
Cinema Slam
stanley rubin
Ace Producer Stanley Rubin
With the RKO
Studio Scoop!
 werner herzog
Werner Herzog
Plotted to Kill Kinski!
Condemns Psychoanalysis!
Five-O July/Aug
Evel Knievel & more!
jeter girl
Jeter Girl
Kristielee Wilcox
From Box Seats
to the Bronx Jail!
lawrence tierney
Lawrence Tierney
Noir Superpower
The Five-O Farewell
burning man
Burning Man
Pagans Take Nevada
Five-O Undercover
40 Years
August/September 1962
Playboy Magazine
jermaine jackson
30 Years
Jermaine Jackson
Debut Album
20 Years
william shatner
10 Years
William Shatner
National Lampoon's
Loaded Weapon
my bloody valentine
10 Years
My Bloody Valentine
U.S. Tour 1992
theron productions